A Chrimbo knees up - NOT!

As a jokey Chrimbo present I bought Clare the Chas n Dave Christmas album to kick off the festive weekend.

There isn't a single knees up on it. No sitting around the Joanna hammering away, just Chas n Dave singing carols very slowly with extreme reverence backed by a Salvation Army band.

It wouldn't go down well in the Queen Vic I can tell you.

I feel cheated guv'nor. I was robbed!