Walk the Walk Brian not Talk the Talk

Just had a quick look at the Bristol City site.

Tinman says "I have spoken to him [Bradley Orr] and to Steve, who is now on four bookings and has to be very careful. We cannot afford to lose players to unnecessary suspensions."

And then later on in the report it says 'Apart from Phillips, Brian Tinnion, Tony Dinning, Jamie Smith and Tommy Doherty are one booking away from a suspension."

Sorry, who's that first in the list. Has Tinman never heard of the pot calling the kettle black?

This rant was brought to you by the loosing in faith in Tinman every day association.

Mad warning labels

Here are the winnners of the M-LAW competition for wackiest warning label of the year:

1st prize
Do not use for personal hygiene – on a toilet brush

2nd prize
This product moves when used – from a child’s scooter

Previous winners have included:
* Remove child before folding – on a baby’s buggy
* Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally - on a digital thermometer
* Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating - on an electric hand blender
* Harmful if swallowed – on a three-pronged brass fishing lure.
* Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device - on a bag of air used as a packing material
* Do not use as a ladder – on a 30cm tall CD rack
* Never iron clothes while they are being worn - on a household iron
* Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire - on a smoke detector
* Do not eat toner - on a laser printer cartridge
* And on a pair of cyclist’s shin guards – Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

Bond 21

And so it's been announced that Martin Campbell is to direct Casino Royale, the 21st Jame Bond movie. Pretty happy with that, but I just hope he pulls something out of his directing hat. Sometimes his direction leaves me a little cold and GoldenEye hasn't aged well. But it did, however relaunch the franchise so that can't be a bad thing.

Let just hope the MI6 family are returning. Samatha Bond has already said she won't return as Moneypenny but I'd like Dench and Cleese to reprise their roles.

Here's hoping we'll hear who's stepping into Brosnan's shoes soon...