Naughty Daleks
The Sun reports that the BBC have banned a porn film that features the evil pepperpots of Skaro. Abducted By The Daleks has the Daleks watching a young trio of girls who share the love that knows no name, joining in every now and then with a wandering plunger.
My favourite part of the report is the quote from 'life-long fan' Colin Brown, 44, who said: “It’s outrageous to think of them touching up naked women — Daleks just don’t behave like that."
How does Mr Brown know that? How does he know what the Daleks get up to in their spare time? How does he know what they do when they need a break from all the genetic experimentation, invasion or of cause, the daily grind of Extermination? And now, with this documentary banned we may never know...
posted by Cav at
8:46 PM
3 Comments:
Just think if they had Ron Jeremy in the film, it could have been sontaron porn also.
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Klaus Kinski Jr, at 1:35 PM
Penetrate! Penetrate!
;-)
By
Mike Molcher, at 12:28 PM
Just got my hand numbered DVD of this one...yikes. It's pretty short (52 minutes) and silly-and oddly it goes from goofy fun to REALLY sleazy stuff ala Fantom Kiler. Very weird, and the funniest bit is a contact addy provided on the dvd...it's a hotmail account!
I'll pop some screenshots and a review up on my site this week.
By
David Zuzelo, at 7:34 PM
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