Yo-ho-ho-ho, a pirates life for me...

Right then ye Scurvy Dogs it's Talk Like a Pirate Day, so break out the grog, get yerself over to Yarr.org.uk, strap on the ol' eye-patch and find yerself some swag.

In the meantime 'ere's a picture of that loveliest o' pirate's lasses Keira Knightly, which should be enough to raise yer jolly roger. Is that a cutlass in yer pocket or are ye just pleased to see 'er?