More Pirate nonsense

As the sun be setting on Speak Like a Pirate Day, 'ere be some pirate jokes funny enough to shiver yer timbers...

• Which Star Wars character is really a pirate?
  AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!



• what kind of socks does a pirate wear?
  ARRRRRgyle!



• Why did the Irish DVD rental shop refuse shipment of the Pirates of the Caribbean movie?
  Because the police had told them not to accept pirate DVDs!

And ye guessed it - that last joke is only there as another excuse to post a picture of Kiera Knightly. She could walk me plank any day, Jim lad...