Constantine

Saw Constantine last night and have to say I wasn't impressed. It looked great and the scenes set in hell were fab but it just didn't have any edge. Both leads were duller than a dull thing on a particularly dull day (well what do you expect from Mr Reeves) and didn't have an ounce of urgency about them. Ooooh, the devil's son is going to be born on earth. Ah well, never mind. Yawn! And oh, yes, he's wearing black and white - looks a bit like the Matrix (another waste of celluliod of course). How clever!

A real missed opportunity...