Sorry? Say again!

Now this sounds like every man's dream. Austria's former women's minister has admitted he has a hearing difficulty that means he can't hear women's voices. Herbert Haupt, who was women's minister for three years and is still an MP, revealed his weakness during a Parliamentary debate. Haupt admitted that the hearing difficulty meant he could not hear sounds over 3,500 Herz, the range in which many female voices lie.
He then asked his minister-chum to repeat her comment in a lower voice.

How many men will now be using this as an escuse.

"Sorry darling. I can't hear you. It's a medical condition. I'm off with the guys. Who I can hear!"

Free this issue: A Fantastic Bonk!

Now, I'm not sure this would work on the kids mags that I edit but a Swiss mag has come under fire after offering free sex to its readers.

Pietro Attardo, spokesman for the magazine Okay, said: "We wanted to offer something that beats the free music CDs or posters that our rivals were offering."

The lucky reader is sent to a whore-house for a free bunk-up!

Wait for Loaded or Front to copy the idea!

The Worse Lookie-Likeys ever

And people pay for these?

Alan P or a man in a bad wig?

Ant and Dec or a couple of blokes in shirts?

Captain Picard or some bald bloke?

Bruce Willis or a man in a vest?

So not Graham Norton

These are just tasters - there's so many more on the site - So go lookie likey...

NEW DALEK!!!

Before reading this, be very aware that I am a biiiiiiiiig saddo.

But...

Hey the BBC have revealed the designs for the new Daleks. Granted they're like the old Daleks but they are somehow much cooler.

Looky here...