Celeb gone mad
And the famous-for-being-famous society we now live in grows another warped and mental limb.
Channel 5 have apparently offered the eternal waste of space that is Vanessa Feltz a job hosting a new TV show 'Cosmetic Surgery... Live' but only if the buxom blimp agrees to go under the knife. The idea is that she can only present the programme if she proves that she'd take the plunge herself.
The show, that is being screened every night for a fortnight in September will feature live footage of face-lifts, genital enhancements, botox injections, boob jobs and tummy-tucks. One to watch while having your fish-fingers for tea then!
A former Big Bro contestant who I'm glad I don't know has already agreed to have her breasts enlarged, talentless and annoying trannie Ricardo Ribeiro from the Salon is getting a bum-lift (I could give him one of those with the toe of my boot if he wants) and Jo Guest is apparently ready to have fish-lips all for the sake of getting back into the pages of heat.
This is ridiculous and proves that reality TV has just gone too far now. The entire premise sounds like a story from an old Judge Dredd comic strip, where the media was often satirised by taking the trends of the day to their most ridiculous of conclusions. But the problem is that this is no joke, it's real-life and the TV viewing masses will lap it up putting money into the pockets of jumped up individuals who have no goals in their life other than to hit the glossies and tabloids. Will these people be in the public eye because of talent or good work. No, they'll be there because a doctor's whipped open their tits, shoved in some silicon and stitched them back up again.
The future is doomed.
Channel 5 have apparently offered the eternal waste of space that is Vanessa Feltz a job hosting a new TV show 'Cosmetic Surgery... Live' but only if the buxom blimp agrees to go under the knife. The idea is that she can only present the programme if she proves that she'd take the plunge herself.
The show, that is being screened every night for a fortnight in September will feature live footage of face-lifts, genital enhancements, botox injections, boob jobs and tummy-tucks. One to watch while having your fish-fingers for tea then!
A former Big Bro contestant who I'm glad I don't know has already agreed to have her breasts enlarged, talentless and annoying trannie Ricardo Ribeiro from the Salon is getting a bum-lift (I could give him one of those with the toe of my boot if he wants) and Jo Guest is apparently ready to have fish-lips all for the sake of getting back into the pages of heat.
This is ridiculous and proves that reality TV has just gone too far now. The entire premise sounds like a story from an old Judge Dredd comic strip, where the media was often satirised by taking the trends of the day to their most ridiculous of conclusions. But the problem is that this is no joke, it's real-life and the TV viewing masses will lap it up putting money into the pockets of jumped up individuals who have no goals in their life other than to hit the glossies and tabloids. Will these people be in the public eye because of talent or good work. No, they'll be there because a doctor's whipped open their tits, shoved in some silicon and stitched them back up again.
The future is doomed.
posted by Cav at
1:49 PM
1 Comments:
What's weird is that these people think they're going to be famous or something... I don't think they make the distinction between fame and infamy (let alone road side attraction).
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Aaron, at 12:27 AM
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