Toiler Humour

The Land of the Rising Sun never fails to fascinate me especially their constant and unwavering love of the WC. The latest potty potty to grace the bathrooms of Tokyo is the Inax Corporation's SD-card-enabled bidet. When you need to go, slam in a card and its ready and waiting to provide the perfect musical accompaniment for your bowel movement. There's even a motion sensor so the toilet starts playing as soon as you walk in the room. Well worth the ¥210,000 (around £1,087) the toilet comes pre-programmed with four relaxing classical tunes. *

It did make me wonder exactly what songs would make ideal toilet listening? www.pottytrainingstuff.com offers 'I'm on the Potty', 14 'delightful' sing-along songs for children 2 and up set to classic Nursery Rhymes. There's even a progress chart and stickers to encourage your little chap or chappess to learn the ways of the toilet and make sure they receive treats for mastering the poo-poos.

But what of real songs. Well's there's 'Toilet Tisha' by Oatkast Stankonia of course or Altar's 'Throne of Fire' (after a curry?). Perhaps Ash singing 'Let it Flow' or Britney's 'Oops I did it again'? Could be Sinatra's standard 'In the Wee Small Hours' of course?

Feel free to chip in with more toilet tunes.