A new survey by Snack-a-Jacks has polled the best chat-up lines in the UK. Suprisingly, they are as old as Eve's little opener to Adam; "Hey nice fig leaf, fancy a bite on my Golden Delicious?"

The top five pullers are:
1. "Can I buy you a drink?"
2. "You don't know me but I dreamt about you last night"
3. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
4. "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money"
6. "Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past you again?"

And the worst are:
1. "How do you like your eggs? Fertilised?"
2. "Get your coat love, you've pulled"
3. "Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?"
4. "This body leaves in five minutes, be on it"
5. "Your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor."

Strange they missed my favourite - "You don't look too hairy. Fancy getting naked?" Works every time...