Keeping a-breast of the Internet

My good friend and Tai Chi Master received this wonderful letter today, sent in to his mag 'Internet Advisor'

(Names have been changed to protect the innocent btw)

"It pleases me to send you my first e-mail wishing you success and prosperity in your business . I have read your esteemed magazine and really it has enormous information and knowledge .
I'd like to introduce myself, my name is Miss xxxxx xxxxx from Baghdad / Iraq , I am studying computer science at one of the Iraqi colleges . Due to the injustice sedge which forced on my country since 1990 we can't get up to date information about computers, I and my colleagues suffer to much to obtain the new computer technology
in our globe, so you are kindly requested to help me and my bosoms to send us the latest issues of your highly esteemed magazine and do us a sincere assistance . "

Graham, ever the gentleman, is eager to assist her bosoms.

Shonky or Drongo

G'day mates.

A little treat for you on this not so foul day.

You too could find out your fair dinkum aussie nickname there. Just
point your browser at this little fella

and all will be revealed. Make sure you've got your sound on too. It's a beaut.

To get you started here's some of my pals there,

Top sheila Victoria Crumpton is 'Sandgroper'
Me great mate PT is ''Dingo Breath'
and last but not least me flaming chum Richard Gingell is ''Poddy Dodger' (whatever the heck that is)

That'll be right...

Cav 'Dunny Budgie' Scott

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